1 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:27,720 -for those of you who've been so freakin' busy, this is what came before. 2 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,160 -Couldn't take it anymore and left. 3 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,240 -Goat! 4 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,400 -I'm here to see you, Ella. 5 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,560 -Now you're shining your panties in here? 6 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,160 -For the first time in years. I've found my home. 7 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,520 -Begging me- it's so exciting! 8 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,760 -Is it hard to live with Gosha? 9 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,600 -Well, sort of. 10 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,560 -Did you date other girls? -It just didn't come to that. 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,920 -You're telling me that you were... 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,360 -A virgin? 13 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,960 -Chris, we can't keep her. 14 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,360 -I said I was sorry, not enough for you? -I don't care. 15 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,040 -wouldn't have cared, you wouldn't be so angry. 16 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,360 My mom asked me why I haven't I haven't invited you to the restaurant yet. 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,960 -will definitely propose tonight. he's gonna propose! 18 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,000 -Dan... 19 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:26,280 -Why are you crying again, huh? Honey, does your tummy hurt? 20 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:34,560 -Chris, where did you get the stroller? Where did you steal it? 21 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,440 -It's still Vitya's stroller. It still smells like poo. 22 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,040 -You're scaring me, Chris. 23 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,080 It's too late for you to play with dolls, it's too early to want your own. 24 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,920 What's going on? -Sublimation. 25 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,280 -See, don't make a fool out of your sister. Talk. 26 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,600 Well? 27 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,960 -I miss my Aunt Masha. She was like a grandmother to me. 28 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:59,120 -Chris, you do realize that we can't to bring a bunch of grannies into the house. 29 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,080 All right, let's get some breakfast. Come on, come on. 30 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,240 And you can't play with bread at all. 31 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,680 -It's not bread, it's Masha. -It's breakfast! 32 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,520 -Ksia, not now. 33 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,840 -Oh, did you get it switched or something? 34 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,600 -There's no gas, the water's freezing. 35 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,920 -We'll warm him up now. 36 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,760 -Take your time, sweetie, and pretend ♪ I'm an enchanted prince ♪ 37 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,560 -That's it, you're undone! 38 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,360 -Don't be stupid, we're out of gas. -We need to get a new tank. 39 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,600 -The Egorychevs? -They're morons, of course, 40 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,400 but the third time, they're definitely they're gonna kick your ass. Let's fill it up. 41 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,440 -500 rubles. -Then the Vahromeevs? 42 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,120 -They got an angry dog. They're training him to chew his balls off. 43 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,160 I want a puppy. 44 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,000 -The Karpovs? -No, suck it. 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,320 Their daddy recently broke his legs when he fell down a manhole, 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,360 they're at zero right now, so we're not touching them. 47 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,200 -This hatch I stole. Yeah. And I bought dry alcohol. 48 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,400 And burned. -Great! 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,920 I have a job interview today, I can't even wash, I stink like... 50 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,160 -Skunk? -Skunk. 51 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,880 -Will they be sniffing you? 52 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,320 -We're gonna have to improvise. Let's go, pedal to the metal. 53 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,680 -I'm in! 54 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,760 -School! 55 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,120 -Listen, have you taken any pills you took? No? 56 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,440 Vitek's more mature than that. -He's just a real junkie. -He's a junkie. 57 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,520 -Chris, breakfast! 58 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,200 -Happy birthday! Somebody's doing topping off today? 59 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:11,160 -Sniff the sword, Gosha. Celebration for the kids, no booze. 60 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,880 -Oh! And then that's how people grow up, who don't know how to drink! 61 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,000 All because their parents their parents didn't teach them! 62 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,080 -Listen, shut the gate, Get out of here, get out of the way. 63 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,840 All right, guys, let's go! 64 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,440 -What times are these?! 65 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,200 Where are those good old-fashioned neighborhood traditions? 66 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,600 Where are those long tables all the way down the street? 67 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,400 Where's that horseradish and chłodniki for a cold one? 68 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,000 The country is going to the abyss. 69 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,840 What neighbors! 70 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,760 Fucking neighbors like that! 71 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,280 Stingy! 72 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,120 Э! 73 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,360 COUGHING UP 74 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,280 INCREDIBLE 75 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:25,680 CRYING 76 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,360 -Are you sure? Without the cover? 77 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,120 -What, are you afraid you're gonna have a little nigger baby? 78 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,760 -That's okay, we'll give it to basketball. 79 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,520 -Gosha, what are you doing? Handfuls of pills! 80 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,720 Is the elephant in pain? Is the elephant in pain with me? 81 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,760 -What are you? -It's not a painkiller, they're vitamins. 82 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,640 You know, the environment, the constant stress... that's how they drink. 83 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:11,560 -Vitamins? Then I'll have one too! -Eh, be careful with the vitamins. 84 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:16,480 I'm used to it. -What's good for the elephant is good for me. 85 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,680 Well, you already figured it out, what you want to treat yourself to? 86 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,600 What do you want to bake? Pies, cakes, cheesecake? 87 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,640 -You know, you don't hold back. 88 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,600 Let there be pies, And cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes. 89 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,040 An appetizer loses its meaning when it ceases to be one. 90 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,320 LOL 91 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,240 -If Stepan finds out that I stole the cart from the back room, 92 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,600 I'm gonna spend the rest of my life I'm gonna spend the rest of my life on medication. 93 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,760 -Don't worry, he'll kill you right away. 94 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,520 -Wow... 95 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,600 Like kids, man. Don't sweat it. 96 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,760 CRACKLE 97 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:09,120 -Gruzdevs! I'm gonna cut out your fucking mushrooms! 98 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,680 -Yeah? 99 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,080 -And I'll squeeze your eyes out, both of you! 100 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,720 -I thought you were the smartest one in the family. 101 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,720 -That's why you got in, not me. Let's go to the Andreevs. 102 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,080 -Kick it, asshole! 103 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,120 -Sacred parental duty 104 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,960 is to let your kids out all armed. 105 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,160 What the fuck is the world coming to? 106 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,880 Tutors in English, in physics, 107 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,560 these hundred-meter timelines, the SATs, social media... 108 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,360 like the kid could use it. 109 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:42,240 He should be dipped immediately... dip into a brutal reality, right? 110 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,120 No, I'm certainly not saying that he needs to be poured, 111 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,560 but drinking in front of him is a must. 112 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:53,280 Because he must, so to speak, with his mother's milk to imbibe the art 113 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,720 of alcohol consumption. 114 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,240 And take after my father. 115 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,920 It's... 116 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,320 -Dad? 117 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,200 What the fuck? 118 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,440 -It's cold in the garage and there's no TV. 119 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,680 There's plenty of room. 120 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,920 Yul, have some tea. 121 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,560 -Right in the tambourine? 122 00:08:48,480 --> 00:09:01,160 MUSIC PLAYING 123 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,600 -Don't count on breakfast. 124 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,480 -Breaking into the house uninvited? 125 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,320 -Mindal. 126 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,920 -Fried? 127 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,720 I can't stand it. 128 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,480 -Are the kids home? -Nope. -Nope. 129 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,520 Phil and Yurka went looking for for the gas tank, Chris is at school, 130 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:48,880 and Vitya found some nails somewhere and went to put them on the rails. 131 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,920 -So... -So? 132 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,560 Then it's time to get busy cleaning! 133 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:59,000 -When we're done, I'll call the cleaning company, 134 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,560 they're gonna come in here and they're gonna lick the place clean. 135 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,560 -But don't you dare pay me for sex. 136 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,960 -No, no, no. -I don't make that much. 137 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,800 NOISE 138 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,400 -You what? -Did you hear that? 139 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,240 -I haven't heard anything. 140 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,840 -Listen, there's someone in the house. 141 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,960 -Give me that. 142 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,880 That's Drone and Oksana. -No, they're already gone. 143 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:43,360 INTRIGUING MUSIC 144 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,320 -If I miss, yell and run. 145 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,840 -And you? -And I... 146 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:54,120 INTENSE MUSIC 147 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,840 CHEERING 148 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,760 Shit, ah! -Cris! 149 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,720 -Why aren't you in school? 150 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,480 -Я... I have a release from gym class. 151 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,520 -You don't have any release, you... so, what happened? 152 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,440 -Pashka Fokin has a birthday today birthday. 153 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,600 -He didn't call you, did he? -He's two years old. 154 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,800 -И? 155 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,520 -Chris, did you steal the girl? 156 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:39,040 POLICE SIREN 157 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,120 -Let me through. Who are the parents? You are? 158 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,400 Is that your baby missing? -Yeah. 159 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,640 -So, I need a photo, name and age. 160 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,800 -Pasha Fokin. Exactly 2 years old. It was his birthday today. 161 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,040 -He couldn't have left on his own. You see, he was kidnapped. 162 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,120 -When did you notice his absence? -About an hour ago. 163 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,960 Yeah, it's been about an hour. -What was he wearing? 164 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,000 -In Koschei the Immortal. You know, the suit with the bones. 165 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,800 -Yes, I did. -Okay, is there anything else you can think of? 166 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,440 -Well, blond, blue eyes. 167 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840 -a mole! On my butt. 168 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,040 -On your butt? 169 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,440 All right, we got this. Let's go. 170 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,640 -Thank you. 171 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,360 They'll help. 172 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,840 -Where is this country going?! 173 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,560 Children are being stolen right right out from under their parents' noses, 174 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:43,120 and these cops aren't doing anything doing nothing but kicking buoys! 175 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,280 -I'm gonna ask you one more time: why did you steal the girl? 176 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,880 -Why would you steal a boy and dressed him up as a girl? 177 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,200 -I wanted a girl, but they weren't there. 178 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,920 What's the difference? Pasha, Masha... 179 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,320 I wanted Masha, like Grandma. I miss her. 180 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,640 -What grandmother? 181 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,720 -Yeah, we borrowed some old lady at the nursing home. 182 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,400 Okay, we need to get him back. 183 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,000 -But... -No buts! -Where are his clothes? 184 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,640 -I did the laundry. 185 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:43,600 -Chris, what is it? He's down! Why did you set it at 90 degrees? 186 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,560 -There's bones in there, it's disgusting. 187 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:49,440 I thought you couldn't put a bunny like that dressed up as a skeleton, 188 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,080 and decided to do the laundry. 189 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,600 -Don't worry about it. We'll return it as is. 190 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,560 -You can't give a boy away dressed as a girl. 191 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,840 They're gonna think we did something to him. 192 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,040 Not funny. 193 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,960 -Yeah, that's the way to patrol to the blue crayfish. 194 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:08,800 We should be raking every punk in the area, throw 'em in the monkey house and shake 'em like that, 195 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,480 to get your pants dirty. 196 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,520 -While we're catching them, something could happen to the boy. 197 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,080 We have to pay attention to anything strange. 198 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,880 -You seem strange to me. 199 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,160 Also this Gruzdev. Have you seen how he's sober, clean? 200 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,840 I've never seen him I've never seen him like this! 201 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,880 -Listen, did the current it's a good fuck. 202 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,640 -The gate's locked. -That means no one's home. 203 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,040 -And there's no wire. 204 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,880 IDIOTIC LAUGHTER 205 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,920 Well, the tank's in place. 206 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,400 -So what? Get in! 207 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,120 POLICE CAR HORN 208 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,400 Scramble! 209 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,400 -Hey, guys. -Hey. 210 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,720 -What are you doing here? 211 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,920 -And we're here... -Looking for... 212 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,600 -Are you looking for Pavlik, too? 213 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,160 Finally, at least you're doing something of use from you. 214 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:11,040 All right, guys, we need to search every yard, the boy could be anywhere. (sighs) Okay? 215 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,960 All right, come on, good luck. 216 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,520 -Anton's a dumb-ass. 217 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,640 -What did he say about the baby? -I don't know. -I don't know, maybe he was stoned out of his mind? 218 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,440 Let's do the tanks. 219 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,280 -What was I saying? Monkey business, snitches, shit... 220 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,320 Ah, Gruzdev! 221 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,360 -You be careful about him. 222 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,000 He's probably going to be my father-in-law. 223 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 -You confiscate the dope, you throw it away. 224 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,240 -I mean it. 225 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:47,840 Katya is just what I need. Well, both around the house and sexually. 226 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,160 And hardworking. 227 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,480 -Oh, great, where are you going? -Ksyuha, watch the baby. 228 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,960 Thank you. Thank you! -Come back. 229 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,080 -So you got custody of the little guy? -Yeah. -Almost. 230 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,440 -Katya, hi. -Hi. 231 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,280 -Did you hear about the missing boy? 232 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,640 -No, uh... what happened? 233 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,160 -Pasha Fokin. Kidnapped right from his birthday party. 234 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:25,640 -Maybe he went off on his own. -At two years old? They would have found him a long time ago. 235 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:29,960 The whole town's looking. That's the third kid missing in the last year. 236 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,800 -Wow. 237 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,560 -I catch the bastard, I'll cut his pedophile ...I'll cut his fucking balls off! 238 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,800 Okay, bye. 239 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,600 -Let's go. 240 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,280 -I don't know what he's gonna do to me Anton when he finds me? 241 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,240 -Nothing, Chris, it's gonna be okay, it's gonna be really good. 242 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,880 -You hungry, honey? I thought you were on business today. 243 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,960 -Pot, don't boil it. 244 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,120 -What? 245 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,960 -Pot, don't boil! 246 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,920 -that's our check stop phrase! And you in front of strangers. 247 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,760 -My stop word was "bitch." 248 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,320 Trust me, the shorter it is, the safer you'll be. And she likes it. 249 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,440 -I just wanted to give you a polite hint, stop baking! 250 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:28,360 -I must be stressed. Give me some more of your vitamins. 251 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,960 -Did the jerk get out? -Yeah. -I'm still here. 252 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,960 COUGHING UP 253 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,600 -And the Fokins' son is missing. 254 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,960 -What a nightmare... 255 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:55,560 -It's a wonder they haven't blamed the Gruzdevs the Gruzdevs haven't been blamed for the disappearance. 256 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,720 There should have been some schizophrenic witness some schizophrenic witness, 257 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,360 who... 258 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,960 saw... 259 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:09,760 DECISIVE MUSIC 260 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,960 -See what? 261 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,640 Honey, where are you going? 262 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,800 -Business. 263 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,520 -Do you like it? 264 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,240 -Mm-hmm. 265 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,480 -Hello. Tell me, do you have the same, but in a different size? 266 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,680 -Which one do you want? -Let's all go. 267 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,400 -Come on, I'll tell you what. -Listen, back off, I'm not interested in you. 268 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,360 -No, I really know how to help. Let's go. 269 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,960 -What? 270 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,160 -I myself was kidnapped as a child. 271 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,520 My mom took me out in the woods once... 272 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,640 Well, it doesn't matter. 273 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,080 The important thing is that I know what to do. 274 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,600 I'm going to go and put up all over the city. 275 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,160 -It's already on the TV news. -What TV? 276 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,680 Some people don't watch it, some don't have it at all. 277 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,920 And someone was just sitting on the potty at this point. 278 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,240 And the ads will be read by everyone. 279 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,480 -Listen, are you sure 280 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:41,440 -Okay, don't thank me. I got a little nervous myself, I don't know. 281 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:46,200 This situation... so now... you need to what? Oh, you have to write the numbers. 282 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:51,320 -Ah, mobile or home is it, is it? -Which is the home one? 283 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,360 The amount of remuneration. 284 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:02,400 PHONE CALL 285 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,680 -Yeah? 286 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,120 We're close. 287 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,240 Why would she do that? 288 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,720 Okay, we'll be right there. 289 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,920 Remember that kid? -Well. 290 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,520 -It's Cristina. 291 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,200 -She thinks we have a small family? 292 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,240 -I don't know. 293 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,400 Next time I should send her out for a canister. to send her in next time. It'll do her good. 294 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,320 -Forget him, get in the house! Quickly! 295 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,920 -Wait, so let's get to it, eh! 296 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,400 ON THE LOUDSPEAKER: 297 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,120 -Attention, attention! Missing boy, Pasha Fokin, 2 years old. 298 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,000 He's about 5'10". Blond, blue eyes. 299 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,400 -Missing boy, Pasha Fokin, 2 years old. 300 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,920 Blond hair, was dressed in a costume of Koschei the Immortal. 301 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,000 Anyone who has any information about the whereabouts of a child, 302 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,400 please call the police immediately. 303 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,600 -Why can't we just pick him up and take him home? 304 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:07,520 -Don't you understand? Two kids are missing. We'll be dragged through the cops for a year. 305 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,120 I hope you didn't have anything to do with those kids? 306 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,160 POLICE SIREN 307 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,120 GAVEL 308 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,040 -He was crying, calling for his mother, so I took him in. 309 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,480 -Are you a mom? 310 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,520 -Gruzdevs, man, tell me it's not about him! 311 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,120 -I'm sorry, I didn't have any other choice. 312 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,160 -Great! 313 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,040 -Maybe we'll just tell them that Christina... 314 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,360 -stole a baby to play with, like a doll? 315 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,280 They're gonna put her in a boarding school for the very gifted. 316 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,640 -Did you hear that? There's another kid missing! 317 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,640 Gruzdevs, are you stealing children already? Don't you have enough of your own? 318 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,280 -We'll sit down. We're all going down for the same one article! 319 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,760 Scumbag family! 320 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,080 -That's it! 321 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,760 I know how to get him back. 322 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,000 So... 323 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,280 -So, I got it all figured out, I know who stole the baby. 324 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,120 and I've already made up the reward. 325 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,400 Come on, boy. 326 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,560 -Wouldn't you like a truffle? 327 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,160 -All right, all right, let's go 50-50 then. 328 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,600 But that's not fair. 329 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,280 It's okay for a 10-year-old girl even a 10-year-old girl, 330 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,960 but negotiating-- it takes a pro like me. 331 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,520 -No reward, we'll get the baby back without you. 332 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,520 -Let's not say I didn't want to help my family. 333 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,520 Yeah, I was thinking, maybe, maybe... 334 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,480 -And close the door. -Definitely! 335 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,640 -We're right here. 336 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,880 Fokin's house is right here. 337 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,680 And this is where we "find" the baby. 338 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,560 We just need to make it credible to the find. 339 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,720 The child cannot teleport from here to here. 340 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,720 The child must leave a mark. 341 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,880 So, Drone, you're going to the cafe. 342 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,560 -Healthy. -Healthy. 343 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,280 -Look, I go to work and I see a skeleton. 344 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,720 A real skeleton, I'm kind of freaking out a little bit. 345 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,560 Then I look closer, and I see it's a kid in a suit with bones. 346 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,360 I say the kid in the suit with the bones. 347 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,480 -That's the kid everybody's looking for. We should call the cops. 348 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,320 -That's right. You make the call, I'm stressed. 349 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,920 Another beer? 350 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,560 -Allo. I saw a little boy outside the park. 351 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,040 -Hi. -Hi. 352 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:51,080 -Oksana, you're going to Galya's. -But she finishes early today. 353 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,120 -Then say we missed each other, we need to make a call. 354 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,400 PHONE CALL 355 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400 -Duty officer Tereshenko here. 356 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,680 -I'm not sure, but I saw at the station a boy in a skeleton costume. 357 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,440 -Maybe in a wizard costume? 358 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,640 -He's a skeleton! I told you, a skeleton! There was a girl with him! Idiot! 359 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,560 -Katya, Chris needs to come up with a cover story about how she found Pasha. 360 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,040 More details. 361 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,520 -I'm afraid it won't work. She's no good at lying. 362 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,840 -I can't. 363 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,000 -We will. 364 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,080 -I was walking in the park and I saw Pavlik. -You don't know his name. 365 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,280 -A boy. -Yeah. 366 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,880 He was all alone, crying and calling for his mother. 367 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,720 -I don't know! -Let's go again. 368 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,040 -One more time, come on. 369 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,520 -I was walking in the park, I saw a boy. 370 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,400 -Why not just bring Pavlik back? -Fail! 371 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,640 We can't let anyone see you you taking it out of our house. 372 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,160 So you're meeting with Katya, she'll hand you Pasha, 373 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,280 and you return it to your parents. 374 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,160 And Katja's going to Ella's house to give her an alibi. 375 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,760 You got it? -I can't handle it. 376 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,120 -Don't make it up. It's easy. Just don't screw it up. 377 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,560 -Hi. -The door was open! 378 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,520 -Gosha, give me a towel. 379 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,520 Well. You got him wet. Give it a dry one and don't throw it again. 380 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,160 Closer. 381 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,960 Closer, I'm not reaching. 382 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,680 Can you rub my back? 383 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,760 -I don't know how to lie. 384 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:27,800 -Chris, do you know why doctors, cops and lawyers are so good at lying? 385 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,200 -They're selected at the interview? 386 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,320 -It's not a fact. They're lying, to save people. 387 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,880 It's not like a doctor is going to tell a patient that he's dead. 388 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,280 He'll write him a prescription, promise him that he'll be healthy, 389 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,200 if he's on the pill. You understand? -Yeah. 390 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,720 -Please be a nurse today as a nurse, save everyone, huh? 391 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,280 -Okay. -That's a good girl. 392 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,400 -They'll buy that it's the Gruzdevs, or rather, me. 393 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,800 -They'll ransom it if they talking to Christina, 394 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,120 and if it's with a nurse. everything's gonna be just fine. 395 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:08,240 -two years old, blond hair. He was dressed in a Koshchei the Immortal costume. 396 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,960 Anyone who has any information any information on the whereabouts... 397 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,120 -Vodka, Dronchik. 398 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,960 -What's with the sadness, Galyun? 399 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,280 -Yeah, the old man had a dance tonight, 400 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,320 so Uncle Pasha's top break... he gave out... turned out to be a stroke. 401 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,440 -Come on! What, I can't my Oksana's sister? 402 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,200 LAUGHTER 403 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,840 -What's with the schmearwashers? -What's with the schmearwashers? 404 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,640 -from the market, they opened a new outlet, celebrating. 405 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,600 -Puppy, come here, please! -I'm sorry, Galyun, it's work. 406 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,200 -Well, girls, more bubbly? -More vodka. 407 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,800 -You guys are awesome! -How about you teach us how to play some more? 408 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,480 Cause I don't even know how to hold this the right way to hold it. 409 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,600 -I'm sorry, girls, my cue is already taken. 410 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,720 -Oh-oh-oh! -Get some vodka! 411 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,760 -I will. 412 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,960 -Anything else? 413 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,120 -Where's Pashenka, huh? No one? Come on. 414 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,400 -Did you get burned? 415 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,600 -Oh! There he is! I've been looking, I couldn't find it. 416 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,960 Well, what do you think? 417 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,560 A girl with a big backpack is walking, telling a fairy tale out loud about Masha 418 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,640 and bears. 419 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,400 Here you go. -Chris, it's time. 420 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,720 -Be smart. 421 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,520 -Let's go and play, Pashenka! 422 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,080 Look, there's a big swing over there. big swings! 423 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,040 Come on, come on! Watch this, a big, big swing! 424 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,320 -Sluts... 425 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,440 You can tell they're not from around here. 426 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,960 Oops, I'm getting a little overwhelmed. 427 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,520 -If the mayor had his poodle stolen, they'd have shut everybody down a long time ago! 428 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,720 Let the dog sniff the fucking diaper for the dog to pick up the trail. 429 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,960 Spill it like I like it. -In your face out of a garbage can? 430 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,840 -Drone, I got nothing. -Sit for free at the bar. 431 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,440 -Whose is this? -Leave it. 432 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,840 -Hello. -Hello. 433 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,320 -You see my girlfriend over there? The little white one. 434 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,640 She got dumped by a guy last night. Well, you know what I mean. 435 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,320 Well, that's comforting. -Listen, somehow I don't. 436 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,720 -Or cheer up. 437 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,040 Me, too. 438 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,400 Can you handle two? 439 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,120 -Sweetie, I... 440 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,640 That's not the case. 441 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,440 -That one, of course! -That one. -That one. You'll never be so lucky. 442 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,920 Uh-oh. -Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... 443 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,880 -Listen, I'm just... I'm just... 444 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,040 I can't. -Two! 445 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,480 -I'm getting married. -And I'm just finding out about this now? 446 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,520 -Gosha! -Can you believe it? Get the shampoo! 447 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,280 Ladies and gentlemen! -Gosha, let's get some vodka. 448 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,920 -It goes without saying. Our Drone is getting married! 449 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:22,240 SHOUTS OF JOY 450 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,840 -Galya! Galya, did you hear? Dron is marrying our Oksana! 451 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,640 -You what? -Congratulations. 452 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,720 -You are? I'm so happy for you! 453 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,200 Oksana's getting married! 454 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160 -Let me congratulate you! 455 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,720 KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 456 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,200 -Ella, would you have salt? 457 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,760 Ella? 458 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,840 -Oh, Katya's here. 459 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,680 -Oh, come on, we've been sitting here for the last hour. 460 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,800 It's good. 461 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,480 LOUD MUSIC 462 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,160 -It's heavenly, it's beautiful... 463 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,880 -This is the last gypsy in our town. Exclusive. Don't miss your chance. 464 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,560 I'll join you later for the winner. Those coats are so cool. Oh, my gosh! 465 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,480 I'll be right with you. What can I get you? Vodka? 466 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,920 -You better understand, Dronchik, Xenia, she is so... 467 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,280 So she's got you... 468 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,280 I've never seen her love someone like that, you know? 469 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,600 -That's right. 470 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,440 -And that's all she had before you, here... 471 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,640 She's had all sorts of people! 472 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,240 When's the wedding? 473 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,600 -Yeah, by the way, when's the wedding? Here you go. 474 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,640 -I don't know. I haven't proposed yet. 475 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:32,400 -What? -So everybody knows, and the lucky bride doesn't know? 476 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,960 I mean, that's how she's going to get to her wedding. she might not come to her wedding. 477 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,160 -No, only a total loser would dream of Katya. 478 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,720 Two sticks at night and what's in return? 479 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,520 Bunch of kids born drunk, empty pockets, and the clap. 480 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,960 -and this is coming from from a 40-year-old man, 481 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,240 who's peeking in the ladies' room? 482 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,280 -I'm 39. 483 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,520 ON RATIONALE -Attention! To all posts! 484 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,080 The kidnapped boy was seen in the park near the platform. 485 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,280 I repeat, the kidnapped boy was seen in the park near the platform. 486 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,040 -Eight has accepted. Let's move out. 487 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,960 Not another word about Katya. 488 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,560 -You were fun. 489 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,840 Do you want to play again sometime? 490 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,840 If I don't go to jail. 491 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,800 Good for you, no need to lie. 492 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,880 I don't. 493 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,000 All the Gruzdevs know how, but I don't. I must have been dropped off. 494 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,080 Step on it. Good for you. 495 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,400 -Pasha! -Pasha! Pavlik! Oh, my God! 496 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,240 Where have you been? Found him! -Where did you find him? 497 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,400 -He was walking in the park. 498 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,800 I thought he was lost, and then, and then I wanted to call, 499 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,920 but I don't have a phone. -Carina? 500 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,440 -Cristina. -This is for you. Here you go. 501 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,720 -Thank you. 502 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,600 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 503 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,720 -First you steal the baby, then you steal my money! 504 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,120 What do you call it? 505 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,920 All right, all right, all right, half is yours. But the rest is mine! 506 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,360 It was all my idea! 507 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,480 At least 100 rubles for a beer. 508 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,320 -You could've put Chris in an orphanage would've gone to an orphanage because of you! 509 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,960 -Nothing. -The food there is fine now. -Are you out of your fucking mind? 510 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,200 -All right, all right. 511 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,600 О! 512 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,200 Go fuck yourselves! 513 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,080 Think of it as my fatherly contribution. 514 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,200 That's not fair! It's not fair! 515 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,880 -You're really good about the phone. about the phone. Good for you. 516 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,800 -For the first time in my life, I lied. 517 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,160 All that's left to do is lose your virginity and shave my legs. That's it, I'm an adult. 518 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,280 -All right... -Hey, guys. 519 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,760 -Hi. -Chris, you're a mess. -I'm speechless. 520 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,320 -Yeah, that's our hero. 521 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,640 -Good man! Shall we go? -You what, Tosh, we're actually home. 522 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,960 -That's the thing about home, they're supposed to be at the police station. 523 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,160 We need to get a statement from Kris. Let's go. 524 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,600 -We'll catch up. 525 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,240 -Come on, we're waiting. 526 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,760 -I was supposed to be at school, but I have an exemption. 527 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,040 from gym class. 528 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,680 I've been sick. You know, laryngitis. Good thing it wasn't chicken pox. 529 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,720 Chicken pox for a girl. psychological trauma. 530 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:00,080 There's a sculpture in the park - a naked train driver hugging conductors with boobs. 531 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,720 -Cheburashka and Crocodile Ghena? -You're an adult, you know best. 532 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,880 That's where I found the boy, he was asleep. So funny... 533 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,440 I thought it was wrong for a little kitty to sleep in the park. 534 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,320 I woke him up, held his hand. and realized he was lost. 535 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,920 That kind of thing is felt. 536 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,240 It's in the genes of girls to take care of children. 537 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:24,360 I asked people to make a call, but they were afraid I'd steal the phone. 538 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,600 Then I decided to bring him in myself. 539 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,640 She saw a police car, running, screaming... 540 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,800 It's a shame the police don't notice when they're looking for kids. 541 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,760 -I think that's enough to close the case. 542 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,560 Thank you, Christine, you're a real... 543 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,360 -You're a real investigator! What a heroic profession! 544 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,720 Women are turned on by dangerous men. Can I have a cookie? 545 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,480 Have you ever fired a gun? 546 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,960 You're entitled to a psychologist. 547 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,440 You can't leave people alone with mental trauma. 548 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,320 You must be divorced and you drink at night? 549 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,320 Latent alcoholism is curable. 550 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,600 The important thing is a change of scenery. and habits-- throw away the porn magazines. 551 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,200 and stop playing playing computer games. 552 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,440 I don't consider myself a heroine. If it were me, everyone would have done the same thing. 553 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,600 -Somebody, maybe, anything... 554 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,800 Well, I... I have no questions. 555 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,360 -Maybe you need more details? 556 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,080 We can come back tomorrow, or the day after that. 557 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,080 -No, no, no. Thank you, thank you, that's enough. 558 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,480 -Thank you. -You have a nice day. 559 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,200 -Fucking hell... 560 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,080 Nah, another 200 for sleep, that's it. 561 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,600 -What just happened, huh? -It was a nurse. 562 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,720 -Who? 563 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,760 -So? That's the kind of heroine we should be taking home with flashing lights? 564 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,440 -So, go get dressed. 565 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,480 Look, Anton, I'm sorry for not showing up last night. Okay? 566 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,280 -Ah, this? It's all right. 567 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,320 I just didn't need to rush you. 568 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,960 -Thank you. 569 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,480 -Tuck. 570 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,520 -Let's go? -Let's go. 571 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,960 -Let me help you. 572 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,240 -Oh, thank you. 573 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,600 -Let's go! -So, who's the nurse? 574 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,200 -Dan told me. 575 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:34,000 SOFT MUSIC 576 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,600 -Yeah, long day. 577 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,360 -Yes. 578 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,240 -But thanks to Chris. everything ended well. 579 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,280 -Mm-hmm. 580 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,680 -You asked about the job. 581 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,480 There's a man in the cafeteria at the gas station needs a man. 582 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,720 Are you interested? 583 00:38:51,720 --> 00:39:04,840 SOFT MUSIC 584 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:09,560 MUMBLE 585 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,520 -Oh, you're beautiful. 586 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,360 -Galya... -Oksana! 587 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,240 -...you. Oksana! 588 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,040 Become my wife. 589 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,760 -I agree! 590 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:41,360 WIZZH 591 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:49,800 JOYFUL MUSIC 592 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,200 -Did you bring the tank in? -No. -No. 593 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,760 -Broke! The tank's been unscrewed. 594 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,480 And the cart, too. 595 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,640 -Congratulations! You and drone are an amazing couple. 596 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,680 -Thank you. Katya, don't worry! 597 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,720 I know that you and Dan will definitely get married! 598 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,000 -Congratulations. 599 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,000 -Cris! -Yeah? 600 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,920 -Go see what Dan brought you. 601 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,000 -Wow, is that for me? -Yeah. 602 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,440 -Thank you. I'll put her to bed. I'll call her... Mashenka. 603 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,360 -To Mashenka! -To Mashenka! 604 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,600 -Thank you. 605 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:56,680 THE FUN MUSIC, THE LAUGHTER, THE SCREAMING. 606 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,600 -Come on, come on. -You guys, let me finish. 607 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,920 -Here's your choice. You're lucky to have her. -She wasn't. 608 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,760 -I'm like an unrecognized angel. ♪ I'm an unrecognized angel ♪ 609 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,160 and I... 610 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,040 -and you're rewarded with an adventure on your ass. 611 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,040 -Did your sciatica ever stop hurting ever stop hurting? 612 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,360 -Nope. 613 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,480 And my advice to you is to take painkillers before. 614 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,920 Then it doesn't hurt as much afterwards. 615 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,120 -What a day... the little guy, the tank's been stolen. 616 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,040 I wish I could stand under a warm shower. 617 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,160 -Let me rub your back. 618 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,560 -Lower. Even lower. 619 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,560 LAUGHTER 620 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,200 -Let me buy you that tank, okay? -Only over my dead body. 621 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,480 Golden boy... 622 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,800 -You Gruzdevs? Sign here. 623 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,080 -We didn't order anything. 624 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,000 I forbade you to do that! 625 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,600 -Katya, I swear to you, it wasn't me. -Who is it? 626 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,040 -How should I know? 627 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,040 -I don't know. 628 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,760 -It's about time! -Three hours ago. I called you. 629 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,160 So... 630 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,040 you can take it yourself. 631 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,200 Installation is included. 632 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,720 I get to shower first! 633 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,000 -Ella... 634 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,520 Ellochka, you know you're your tank is out of gas. 635 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,320 But don't thank me, I've arranged for a new tank. 636 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,040 There are guys waiting downstairs, I have to give you a thousand rubles, Ella. 637 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,240 -Have a meal, my emperor. The death star and black holes are waiting for us. 638 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,120 You need strength. A lot of strength. 639 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,560 -What are you hangin' around for? 640 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,760 -I'm sick of this fucking Swedish family. 641 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,520 -Come on. Gosha, he's like a worm, you just can't get it out. 642 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,880 -I don't know. I'm already withdrawing. 643 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,040 Let's go have sex on the swings on the playground. 644 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,200 -Let's go. 645 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:25,600 LOUD MUSIC 646 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,520 -You're getting some air? 647 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,160 Hey, what are you doing? 648 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,280 You don't look like the kind of guy who's just been picked up 649 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,880 the finest bride of our neighborhood, huh? 650 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,240 What, are you scared or something? 651 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,440 -No, I'm not. 652 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,560 It's just... 653 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,200 Anyway, I'm already married. 654 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,880 SINGING: 655 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,000 -If I was like everyone else, 656 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,480 All I want from you would be just sex, 657 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,360 But, see, I'm not like that at all, like everyone else, 658 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,280 And I need your hand and your heart. 659 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,920 -If I was like everyone else, 660 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,680 All I want from you would be just sex, 661 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,720 But, see, I'm not like that at all, like everyone else. 662 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,920 Subtitle editor: M.Loseva